Hey, don't knock walmart celtic knot pendants. Those were the shit when I was 13, coincidentally at the age when I went through my LOTR phase.
Are they even trying?
Enya living in a castle while Y2K paranoia peaked was the most powerful magical incantation ever performed, and every fantasy writer since has just been trying to recreate that one ethereal moment. They will never recapture it. They will only get Walmart Celtic knot pendants and a character named 'Brianna Shadowmoor' who farms potatoes."